Includes: (1) Gelatinous Cube of Soap (3.5oz of hard soap, Batch 2) surrounds/encases/snacks on a random/mystery standard-sized D20, D12, D00, D10, D8, D6 and D4 Polyhedral Set
Dice Style: It's a mystery-- Hundreds of possibilities from our catalog!
Ingredients: Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Stearic Acid, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Myristic Acid, Lauric Acid, Fragrance, Colorant
Other: Tux's 99% Curse-Free Soaps are made from premium ingredients in accordance with US FDA ingredient and packaging guidelines. Soap for external use only, dice for tabletop use only. Great to tell someone you love them (or that they smell bad). Handmade in Syracuse, NY.
BATCH 2: This new batch features brighter colors and new scents. We've also improved our formula so that dice are more likely to survive the super cleaning that comes with being stored in soap. Unlike batch 1, this time the dice are mostly confined to one side of the soap.
FAQ:
Q: Why Soap?
A: Tux (our dice guardian cat) says humans are kind of smelly and need soap. He recommended mixing in "the rocks that humans seem to like" to ensure they buy the soap.
Q: Does Tux Make The Soap??
A: Sometimes. Mostly he supervises. He doesnt have opposable thumbs, so when he helps things mostly go wrong.
Q: Are These Jelly Soap?
A: They are not. They are a hard/solid soap bar (or... cube).
Q: How Long Does The Soap Last?
A: Seemingly forever. I've been using one... and, it smells great, but I just want the dice out at this point. I feel like I'm going crazy, how can soap last this long? My normal bars don't last this long. Half the D6 is out, but only one side of the D20 is even free. This is ridiculous. Its been like 3 months and I shower often. I don't understand.
Q: What Kinds of Dice Are In The Soap?
A: Basically anything acrylic or resin in the ~$6-9 range from our website could make an appearance. We try to mix in a variety. Since we're a dice shop first and a soap shop second, we're able to offer a pretty good variety and value on that end.
Q: Wait, just to go back to it-- Tux told you to make these?
A: Yes! He's never spoken to us before either. Usually he just knocks things over or bangs his food bowl. We're very proud of him ❤️.
Q: Do Scents Correspond To Dice Types/Styles/Color?
A: Nope, it's totally random. You might get a red set in a green soap.
Q: Ooooo Coffee?
A: I know, Right?
Q: Who are these for?
A: Smelly People who like dice.
Q: Will I get duplicate dice sets if I order a couple?
A: If you order at the same time: Definitely not. We make sure of that. If you buy them in different orders: Its still very unlikely (but not impossible). This likely would only happen if you bought *a bunch* over several orders, there could be a duplicate. Generally though, this wont be an issue.
Q: 99% Curse Free-- What's that about? Why does Viridian have so many cursed products...?
A: Look. You're asking a lot of questions. You honestly seem stressed and like you could use a hot shower with some good soap.
Q: Ok, but, also, why 99%?
A: Because perfection is a lie, a mere façade hiding the true, chaotic nature of the universe and all things. Beware the dice that roll themselves. Beware. The Dice. That Roll. Themselves.
Q: What If I get something cursed?
A: You knew the chance you took. And frankly, lets be honest, if youre rolling 1 in 100 odds, you were probably already cursed.
Q: My dice are taking to long to be released!
A: Take... more showers? Wash... your hands before returning to the gaming table?
Q: What about clean dice-lovers?
A: Clean dice lovers are buying soap anyway, might as well be with dice in it, right?
Q: Qual è il s̴a̵p̷o̷r̵e del ξένο vento su Carcosa?
A: Gusta di limoncello e τρόμος, sussurrato dalle s̷κιές, Ψ'νθρακας.
Q: There's a bite out of my soap... are these edible??
A: That's strange. Second, NO. No part of these are edible, even if they smell good. Please contact us if soap seems: self aware, moves on its own or otherwise has what one might call 'otherworldly' vibes.
Q: Are these ingredients super sensitive, I have [condition]?
A: While we do use premium cosmetic-grade ingredients, these soaps are not vegan, not free of dyes and not necessarily right for someone with extra sensitivities or unique concerns. If you do buy one and have sensitives, please test the soap on a small part of your skin first.
Distributed by Viridian Dice in Syracuse, NY. Soap comes packaged in plastic and with FDA compliant information label. For additional maker info, please contact us.
For External Use Only. Choking Hazard: Contains Small Parts. Adult Use Only.
Dice may have minor imperfections. Dice with randomized effects will vary from photo as no two sets are exactly alike. Dice are photographed with true-to-life color (balanced to sunlight).
*This product has not been evaluated by the FDA.
