Hi All! 🚧😾🧼Tux is hard at work 🚧😾🧼, and a RESTOCK OF SCENTS is expected in late January. 

Includes: NEW AND IMPROVED™ (1) Gelatinous Cube of Soap (~4oz of soap) surrounding/encasing/snacking on a random/mystery standard-sized D20, D12, D00, D10, D8, D6 and D4 Polyhedral Set
Dice Style: It's a mystery-- Hundreds of possibilities from our catalog! Currently, we're including a randomized mix of sets in the $6-9 value range, so you wont get something really cheap [like basic pearled or opaque], but you also wont get a set that's near the value of this listing without the soap either-- cause that'd be silly!

International Nomenclature of Cosmetic Ingredients (INCI):
Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Glycerin.

Common Name Ingredient Listing:
Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Stearic Acid, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Myristic Acid, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Glycerin.

Viridian Note: Tux's NEW AND IMPROVED!™ 98% Curse-Free™ Soaps are made from premium ingredients in accordance with US FDA ingredient guidelines. Soap for external use only, dice for tabletop use only. Great to tell someone you love them (or that they smell bad). Handmade in Syracuse, NY. 

NEW AND IMPROVED™ Available Scents:

Black Raspberry Vanilla (Maroon): Ripe black raspberries are mixed with dark plum and warm vanilla. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 6.5%

Juicy Apple, Auntie's (Red): First note is very sweet and juicy, but then comes the tart apple finish. Come on deary, you wouldn't want to let my little Tux down! Note: May contain much higher amounts of (suspiciously normal) cursed dice. Great for enemies with low wisdom! IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 21.00%

Love Spell (Red-Pink): A lavishly lush blend of orange, peach, cherry blossom and white jasmine. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 35.80%

Watermelon Lemonade (Light Pink-Orange): Keep summer in your heart during these cold winter months with this super refreshing blend of watermelon and freshly squeezed Meyer lemons. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 6.3%

Kool Punch (Orange-Red): Vibrant and bold, this blend features the energetic notes of currants and citrus zest surrounded by sweet pineapple, strawberry and raspberry. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 42.00%

Teakwood (Amber Orange): A unique tropical combination of light citrus and spice with sweet amber, wood, and musk. Great for bands of thieves, pirate captains and future town saviors. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 5.98%

Limoncello (Yellow): Sparkling notes of orange sweet, eucalyptus, pine, lime, lemon, spearmint, ylang ylang, clove bud, and citronella. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 14.70%

Ancient Grove (Spring Green): Warm blend of patchouli and sandalwood with citrus and lavender. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 4.8%

Mint Mojito (Green): A fun and refreshing blend of crushed mint leaves, iced sugar cane, lemon slices, sparkling pomelo and mandarin zest. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 4.3%

Buried Treasure (Brown [probably] or Blue because we oops'd): An addictive scent like a tropical vacation - a blend of açai, coconut, tonka bean, sandalwood and exotic musk. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 35.80%

Lavender Chamomile (Purple): A soothing blend of lavender, chamomile blossoms and sandalwood. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 6.2%

 Cherry Almond (Milky White):  A classic and loved mixture of cherries and almond. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 3.2%

Unscented New Character (Clear): Unscented New Character, Who Dis. This smells like soap, and not much else. Perfect for those with sensitivities to fragrance or dye. IFRA Maximum Skin Exposure Level: 0%

FAQ:
Q: NEW AND IMPROVED™??
A: Heck yeah, Tux has been watching the latest trends and implementing the newest and best techniques. He's also updated the packaging, added scents and communed with ghosts to further reduce the curse-free percentage from 99% to 98%. Low key, we're learning up in here. 

Q: Why Soap? 
A: Tux (our dice guardian cat) says humans are kind of smelly and need soap. He recommended mixing in "the rocks that humans like" to ensure they buy the soap.

Q: Does Tux Make The Soap??
A: Mostly he supervises. He doesn't have opposable thumbs, so when he helps things mostly go wrong. 

Q: Are These Jelly Soap? 
A: They are not. They are a hard/solid soap bar (or... cube). 

Q: How Long Does The Soap Last?
A: Seemingly forever. I've been using one... and, it smells great, but I just want the dice out at this point. I feel like I'm going crazy, how can soap last this long? My normal bars don't last this long. Half the D6 is out, but only one side of the D20 is even free. This is ridiculous. Its been like 3 months and I shower often. I don't understand. 

Q: What Kinds of Dice Are In The Soap? 
A: Basically anything acrylic or resin in the ~$6-9 range from our website could make an appearance. We try to mix in a variety. Since we're a dice shop first and a soap shop second, we're able to offer a pretty good variety and value on that end.

Q: Wait, just to go back to it-- Tux told you to make these? 
A: Yes! He's never spoken to us before either. Usually he just knocks things over or bangs his food bowl. We're very proud of him ❤️.

Q: Do Scents Correspond To Dice Types/Styles/Color?  
A: Nope, it's totally random. You might get a red set in a green soap. 

Q: Who are these for? 
A: Smelly People who like dice. 

Q: Will I get duplicate dice sets if I order a couple? 
A: This likely would only happen if you bought *a bunch* over several orders, there could be a duplicate. Generally though, this wont be an issue-- but we cant 100% guarantee it.

Q: Why does Viridian have so many cursed products...?
A: Look. You're asking a lot of questions. You honestly seem stressed and like you could use a hot shower with some good soap. 

Q: What If I get something cursed?
A: You knew the chance you took. And frankly, lets be honest, if you're rolling 2 in 100 odds, you were probably already cursed. 

Q: My dice are taking to long to be released! 
A: Take... more showers? Wash... your hands before returning to the gaming table? 

Q: Someone got this for me, but I'm *not* smelly!'
A: Not anymore you're not! ♥️🤙

Q: Qual è il s̴a̵p̷o̷r̵e del ξένο vento su Carcosa?
A: Gusta di limoncello e τρόμος, sussurrato dalle s̷κιές, Ψ'νθρακας.

Q: There's a bite out of my soap... are these edible??
A: That's strange. Second, NO. No part of these are edible, even if they smell good. Please contact us if soap seems: self aware, moves on its own or otherwise has what one might call 'otherworldly' vibes-- those shouldn't have been in this batch. 

Q: Are these ingredients super sensitive, I have [condition]?
A: While we do use premium cosmetic-grade ingredients, these soaps are not vegan and not necessarily right for someone with extra sensitivities or unique concerns. If you do buy one and have sensitives, please test the soap on a small part of your skin first. 

Distributed by Viridian Dice in Syracuse, NY. For External Use Only. Choking Hazard: Contains Small Parts. Adult Use Only. 

Dice may have minor imperfections.

*This product has not been evaluated by the FDA. 
*As of Oct 13th 2024: This product is no longer allowed within Vatican City limits.