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Product Details

An unmatched/mixed complete set of acrylic/resin dice that aren't very good at all.

Included: A full unmatched 7-piece set ("style" is different for each ugly die). (1) D20, (1) D12, (1) D00, (1) D10, (1) D8, (1) D6, (1) D4.

KINDS OF BAD DICE THAT ARE INCLUDED:

Ugly Dice, Unpolished, Poorly Inked, Dice We Couldn't Sell, Dice We Didn't Want To Try Selling, Cursed, Mauve Colored and/or all of the above.

The only thing we promise is that the dice will be shaped correctly, and be functional. No broken/dented/scarred dice.


PACKAGED IN: A small brown kraft bag with our logo on it and some kind of like idk... thumbs down... or the word disappointment. Just cross that out if you don't want your mark to know you don't like them. Spoiler though: They will know soon enough how you feel.

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Q: Who is this meant for?

Joke gifts, enemies, people you want to give the subtle message to that you don't like them in only the way a puce colored dice will communicate, people who like brown-gray.

Q: What If I'm not disappointed?

I mean. Maybe a nice die snuck in? Look, we can't account for if you (or your recipient) have bad taste. I guess that'd be a win for you though? If you give it to an enemy and they like them then they are either acting or have confirmed to you that they have bad taste (and you can win by feeling smug in knowing that).

Q: I'm known to have terrible taste, will I like these?

The answer is probably still no. but maybe?

Q: Is each set really unique? If I buy multiple sets will I get any duplicate dice?

We have a pretty wide mix AND when people buy more than one set, we make an extra effort to make sure the dice are varied between sets. BUT we don't/won't/can't guarantee there wont be a duplicate die here or there-- especially if you buy a ton of sets.

Q: Are they defective/damaged dice?

They will be functional dice. No damaged dice (i.e. cracked/dented/misshapen etc.)... They certainly seem defective from a style/aesthetic point of view though.

Q: You said cursed...?

Yes. Just look at them.

Q: I was disappointed, what kind of review rating should I give this?

We fulfilled our end of the bargain. 5 Stars.

Q: I was not disappointed, what kind of review rating should I give this?

Pleasantly surprised then? Sounds like 5 Stars.

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Dice may have minor imperfections. Dice with randomized effects will vary from photo as no two sets are exactly alike. Dice are photographed with true-to-life color (balanced to sunlight).

FAQ

Minor Imperfections Disclaimer

Dice may have minor imperfections (tiny marks, micro-scratches, small dings and/or inconsistent inking) from the manufacturing or shipping process. This is mostly only noticeable upon close inspection/examination and the vast majority of modern game dice are made to this standard. Precision-made or casino dice are usually free of these imperfections, but are much more costly and are rarely seen at a D&D table. 

Randomized Effects Disclaimer

If a product includes randomized effects (such as: color swirls, glitter, foil, inclusions), your set will vary at least somewhat from the photos because no two sets are exactly alike. Some dice (like splatter paint dice, 4 color swirls and jumbo inclusions) can vary significantly.

Photography & Dice Colors

We try to photograph our dice to be true-to-life. Our white balancing is set close to daylight ~5600K (how they might look mid-day in the sun). We try not to “overglam” our photos, and we do our best to show what you’ll actually receive. That said, screens and lighting can wildly change how colors look. If your dice seem radically different, the quickest reality-check is to view them in natural daylight (near a window or outside), and compare again. 

Can I Customize Which Dice Are Included From a Set?

Nope, sorry. We cannot adjust a set to have extra of one die type or less of another. Most of our sets are pre-built and already packed as a set. Even though it might feel like an easy change, substitutions create leftover dice that can’t be sold and these adjustments would slow down our fulfillment process (which would push prices up for everyone).

These dice look like [Other Brand's] Dice?... Who makes these? 

A lot of dice in the industry come from the same factories (often in China, but not always). Those factories sell through multiple vendors, and many brands end up carrying identical designs. So, it isn't so much as they stole our dice or we stole theirs as we both have the same supplier (and likely, neither company made or designed them). We list vendors and SKUs when we have them, and we avoid marketing dice we merely buy as "ours" unless its using our designs or we have some kind of exclusive claim to them. Other brands are sometimes more liberal with claiming ownership-- which can certainly lead to confusion.

Are These Balanced?

Depends a bit on the specific set, but broadly speaking: yes, for normal play. Even well-made dice can have tiny inconsistencies in shape, polish, and weight. In practice, those differences are usually trivial compared to the chaos of an actual roll. And for RPG dice specifically, the numbers are intentionally scattered so any small “preference” is less likely to matter. Our rule of thumb: if you’re doing high-stakes science or cryptography, maybe don’t use gaming dice. For board games, TTRPGs, and everyday rolling, they’re great.

Customer Reviews

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Rhya

I like how unique they are

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Misty H. (Las Vegas, NV)
Not disappointing at all?

I ordered a set of these for everyone in the party, and not a single one of us was disappointed. Gonna have to buy more and keep trying.

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Lilith B. (Danbury, CT)
Nice quality dice with lovable quirks :3

I bought these just to fill out my dice collection so I have more dice for people to use, I love the little quirks each die has!
My husband really likes some of the dice included, I guess he has bad taste :p (me and him both tbh, I love the dice too)

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Rowan

blemished, but still very rollable dice, all unique and colorful. i will be buying this again.

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Jennifer

6 pleasantly surprising dice and one unsettling one. Well played.