{"product_id":"dice-we-hate-metal-ugly-fugly-weird-likely-cursed-mystery-metal-polyhedral-set-7","title":"Metal Dice (We Hate) | Ugly, Fugly, Weird, Likely Cursed | Mystery Metal Polyhedral Set (7)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/strong\u003e One complete polyhedral set of\u003cstrong\u003e Metal Dice\u003c\/strong\u003e we would like someone else to own (and that somebody could be you!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are the Metal dice that failed the very scientific test of us wanting them around. This is a mystery selection, so the exact colors, design, and decorative choices will vary. They make a suitable joke gift for a friend with a sense of humor, an extremely unhelpful addition to someone's carefully coordinated dice collection, or buy it for yourself because you have read all of this and remain weirdly optimistic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Should I use a dice tray?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Protect your table. It has done nothing to deserve involvement in this.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Okay, what's wrong with them? \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThey're weird, dumb, ugly, cosmetically unhinged, fugly or weird. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: ...But functional? Are they B-Grade? Why are they so cheap? \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eAssuming you get past their looks, they are 100% Functional. They're cheap because we don't want them around and selling them at normal price felt like a crime. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: I hate these... \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe warned you \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAND\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003eyou're welcome\u003c\/em\u003e. 5 stars please.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: But it would be funny if I gave it one star like the picture! \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eI've actually run the numbers... and 5-star appears to be the correct play for comedy. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Will this send a message to someone I don't like? \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eYes! But it's best if you pretend it's a 100% sincere gift, and that you \u003cem\u003ecan't wait\u003c\/em\u003e to see them break them out in-game. 😈 \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: ...Well wait, the packaging will give away that its a joke gift. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTell them it's sarcastic... or it's the thought that counts or something. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: If I order a few, will I get duplicates? \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eProbably Not. We will try not to give duplicates in the SAME order, multiple separate order or large quantities (6+) may yield duplicate sets though.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Maybe I'll like them...?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOh man, you saw through the ruse-- Yup, these dice are actually amazing! 5 stars please, but don't worry about tagging us on social media.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Really though... are they secretly nice?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf they were, we'd have given them a name like 'Moonlit Elven [Noun]' and not hidden them in a brown bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Do you hate every set equally?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. We are capable of nuance. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Are they cursed? \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eProbably. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Will they improve my rolls?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey will provide a convenient new thing to blame... Which is probably what you \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e want, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Could these make my other dice look better?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis may be their strongest selling point, and it isn't even about them.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Viridian Exclusive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68414702649567,"sku":"VGS DWH-Metal","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0497\/1908\/3157\/files\/Shopify-IMG_0035.jpg?v=1794382662","url":"https:\/\/viridiandice.com\/products\/dice-we-hate-metal-ugly-fugly-weird-likely-cursed-mystery-metal-polyhedral-set-7","provider":"Viridian Dice","version":"1.0","type":"link"}